Total Medals Earned: 43 (From
8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 820 Points
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
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Made the final decision
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
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Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
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Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Get the pit death
Go for a swim
Pet the teddy
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
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Get the Bad Ending.
Give up the ability to think for yourself by naming yourself "ICRAVEFLESH".
Get the Ugly Ending. (Do the worst in every minigame besides the Periodic Table one)
Don’t make a single mistake in any minigame, don’t lose health in the Final Challenge AND get the Good Ending.
Place both [REDACTED] on Randy across two playthroughs.
You won!
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.